My Personal Resident Evil: Afterlife Review
Blog - Rants
Written by Ryan Farrenkopf Friday, September 10 2010 12:36
Was this movie good, or a heaping pile of rotting shit? Click "Read More" to find out.
I want to start off by saying that I must keep this short, as the trauma caused by this repulsive excuse for a movie is too much for me to bear right now. All I can say is do NOT see this movie! It is absolutely horrible, with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The story jumps around as if it was written by a 5th grader with ADHD and never once enters the realm of believable. As I said, I don't want to go into details because I believe doing so might cause me to curl up in the fetal position under my desk reliving this horrible nightmare. However, I will leave you with this example of how stupid Director Paul W.S. Anderson really is; they show the T-Virus inside of Alice's body and it is shaped like an actual, honest to god "T". Simply put, do not see this abomination.
